Sunday, August 30, 2009

Microkitchen #3- The Philosophy of a Chicken

Hello.

It’s another evening of chickens and delight. The Carnal Food Movement experiments with its 3rd Microkitchen at Chez Erin. The word of Nordo’s arrival is beginning to spread. Here and there his message is seeping into the world of Seattle. A stir is a foot.

Tonight we move ahead with our menu. The soup will once again be changed. We will serve homemade saffron pasta stuffed with chicken pate and shaped to resemble a small chick. It will lie upon a bed of leaves and grass (actually peppers and snow peas shaved) and swim in a bright yellow broth. All this seems to fit the story very well. It’s rolled out and cut, stuffed and pinched.

Other than this the meal will be same as before. Nordo cannot have unfettered change. It curls his toenails and causes the hair on the top of his feet to quiver. Do not alter the perfections in the universe for your own satisfaction.

The amuse bouche continues to open up the dinner well. The green of the pasture and the crème fraiche seem to set the right tone for everyone. The clarity and brightness delight.

On to the salad. Tonight there is a lively debate. There are those who say, “ Maybe too much sauce.” And those who say, “No, we love our sauce.” And so the world turns on the head of another debate. Some one suggests that we use the odors of pine or cedar to bring the diner into the coop. And another says we need a stronger leaf other than spinach, maybe arugula, to fold it into the chiffonade. The dish was amniotic- yielding, like a pillow, fitting the early stages of life.


(On a side note: The nest was baked to perfection by Chef Mom who can always pull us through in a pinch. Thanks Mom.)

“It’s so exciting to have food on your plate that you don’t know what to do with. It’s like nothing that you’ve seen before.” The interactivity of the food is the fun. It should be done. Don’t explain it. Let it be discovered and it will create imagination!

With so much debate we know things are on a good track tonight. We have them in our paws.

The Soup: Rainwater broth. Very matzo. The soup is more modern, somehow. This, I don’t understand. How is a soup modern? The chick shape is good, totally gotten. More obvious dirt and leaves and worms, please. These people are such gluttons. Pasta could be thinner. The vegetables should be good, American farm staples. Ah, everyone’s a critic.

We celebrate. We have a winner. We have succeeded in telling the story of our chick in a puddle just after the rain. Cute.

After a brief break we serve Henrietta. We picked a timid cutter of the bird. But, she rises to the challenge and leaps beyond her boundaries.

Entrée- this is so visceral. Like guts. “I feel that I have slaughtered this.” This time the cherries were not in the body of the bird, but instead served on the plate, pre-chicken, w/ the sauce drizzled, and everyone seemed to like it visually though they thought they should eat them and they were very hot. “Too much fire.” They say we need to deal w/ the bitchiness of the masses and dumb it down. They do not know whom they are dealing with. Nordo will NOT dumb it down for the masses. Make them eat it. True, there could be a bowl of cherries, a bowl of violence, as it were, and so, the cherries could be dumbed down and easily digested by the masses, but with the option of more pain, more violence. Nordo says do both. Do not dumb it down and give the option for more violence. That is Carnal Food.

The sausage is the key. The guts were there. The guts were seen. The guts worked.

Red wine w/ chicken works, because it is a rich chicken. Medium body pinot grigio.

The spiciness is the chop of the cleaver, while the vegetables are the viscera.

(A side note: The basics of the chile. The spice is in the ribcage of the chile. From there it slowly creeps out. It could take over the world if it wanted to as it seeps throughout the tissues of all living beings.)

There’s never any chicken left.

And finally…

Dessert. Is the violence over done? Perhaps the entrée should be a little more traditional in its presentation so that the murder of the dessert is clearer. Do we doubt our murder scene? Never.

What is beyond the eating of the chicken? What is beyond the death of the chicken? What do you want people to leave with? What is the last line? What is the cycle? How do you go back to the egg?

This is our wine fueled, philosophical portion of the evening. So, what is the story that takes it back to the egg, back to the beginning, and what does the diner take back into their life from the dinner of Henrietta? Something simple, something bright white, something that takes us back into the cycle of life and thus, creating more eggs and more life. Seeing life as it is, full circle. In this way, the dessert will not seem like an afterthought but a beginning of something else.

This is good.

Monday, August 24, 2009

A Funny Thing Happened on My Way to Work Today

A Nordo Interview:

Friday, August 21, 2009. 12:02 pm. Nordo and I had scheduled a business lunch to discuss his upcoming venture in Seattle. Moments before we were to begin the walk to his apartment, he informed me that he had a quick employee interview to conduct. I tried to excuse myself, but he insisted I stay. He sat me on the couch, instructed me to tell the interviewee to sit opposite the desk, and left out a side door. Two minutes passed before a young man, no more than 22, entered. He wore a white shirt, black tie, and black slacks. He held his hands nervously and eyed me, obviously wondering if I were Nordo. “He said he’d be right back. Take a seat,” I said and gestured toward the chair. The man fumbled his hands over one another and sat.

Nordo must have been listening. He promptly entered, sat at his chair, and eyed the young man.

“Can you fit me in your mouth?”

“What?”

“Can you fit me in your mouth?’

“What exactly do you mean?”

“It’s a culinary koan.”

Nordo looked down at his papers and scribbled something with a pencil.

“Coddled or over hard?”

The young man could barely contain himself. His hands violently rubbed the other. “I’m sorry but I don’t know what you want?”

“I advise you to answer. Not answering will not get high marks. Coddled or over hard?”

“Uh, coddled.”

Nordo wrote.

“Peep or cluck?”

“Peep?”

Nordo raised his left eyebrow. “Ahhh,” he intoned and wrote again.

“Pick or Peck?”

The young man went to answer, leaned forward, hesitated, sat back, went to answer, hesitated, and said as he leaned forward again, “Definitely peck.”

“Are you sure?’

“Yes. It is peck.”

“Okay.” And Nordo jotted a long line of words as the young man fidgeted in his seat.

“In what direction do you move around a table?”

“Counterclockwise…”

“That’s anticlockwise.”

“What direction is that?”

“Anticlockwise.”

The two men eyed each other in a silent contest. The young man broke first.

“Do you want to see my resume?”

“No.”

“You do have a position open, don’t you?”

“Yes. Don’t talk too much.”

“Okay.”

“Rule #1. Senseless talking causes indigestion. Questions cause diarrhea.”

“Okay.”

“This next section is very important. I suggest you answer with your gut reaction. Don’t hesitate. No flinching. Ready?”

“Yes.”

“Are you over 180 degrees?”

“Yes, I am done.”

“Good. Are you brined?”

“Only in kosher salt.”

Nordo shot back.

“Can you spread your wings?”

“Everyday.”

“What are fluorescent lights?”

“I’ve never seen one.”

At this point Nordo is nearly spitting on the young man.

“Free Range and Grass Fed.”

“Why the chicken crossed the road.”

“Yes. Nice. Nice.” Nordo triumphantly bobbed his head up and down. “Nice. You have promise. Come back next Tuesday at 2pm. Can you do that?”

“That’s all?”

“That’s all.”

“Tuesday? At 2pm?”

“Yes. Yes. It will be surprise. Think ‘Salt’.” Nordo spoke the word with a lilt and a flick of his wrist.

The young man planted his hands on the chair and stood wearily. Confused he motioned toward Nordo, but retracted when he noticed that Nordo had returned to his papers, ignoring him. He tripped over the chair and bumped into the sofa before turning back.

“Do you want my name?”

“No. Later. For now you are ‘New Guy’.”

“Okay.”

And the young man left gently massaging one hand with the other.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Finally- Tis True Nordo Is Coming to Seattle

I can hardly believe my eyes. It has actually come true. Check this out.



August 15, 2009

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:


Erin Brindley And Terry Podgorski of Circus Contraption have left the Circus behind in order to give Seattle what it deserves: an infamous, notoriously antisocial, part-genius, part-sociopath, questionably-sentient culinary pioneer and conveyer of dangerously delicious food, Chef Nordo Lefesczki.


Nordo Lefesczki, Carnal food movement founder and Executive Chef of the roving experimental restaurant Café Nordo, makes his Seattle debut with “The Modern American Chicken”, a five course pre-fixe culinary experience. This October, Nordo’s team will create an intimate temporary restaurant in Fremont at the warehouse of Theo Chocolate, where for only seventeen evenings diners will experience this culinary rebellion. The menu bears witness to the life and death of a chicken, from the sweetly ignorant Country Egg on a Field of Wild Greens to the Beyond-it-all, Heaven or Hell Roasted Chicken, crispy-skinned and fiery with habanero cherries.


Your dining experience will be enhanced by musical and theatrical evocations of our Chicken’s time on earth, but please, do not refer to Café Nordo as Dinner Theater. Chef has been known to shut down entire restaurants at the mere whisper of such a term. Believe us—you will want to finish your meal.


Before inquiring after a vegetarian option, please consider two things: Our chicken is a vegetable, if she is what she eats, and Chef Nordo carries a large knife. Dietary restrictions? Certainly you have a shrink who will care. Nordo Lefesczki is a man of vision, not compromise. We will promise you that the meal will rely almost exclusively on the bountiful Northwest fall, and Nordo is intensely passionate about local, sustainable, and seasonal food. Cheat on your tofu; our chicken will convert you.


With only one seating per night, and only seventeen nights, tickets will sell out quickly. Act fast to experience this completely original food event.


"The much clamored-for ticket to the pre-fixed wonderment that is Cafe Nordo administered a fierce dose of culinary comeuppance to the stuffier of Houston's foodies." - The Cypress Times-Gazette


"Like a house of mirrors, Chef Nordo Lefesczki simultaneously laughs at and outdoes his peers with the sheer audacity of his food, his wacka-doodle-drank-the-kool-aid servers, and his ability to transport his patrons out of their comfort zones and into his strange and original mind. A chicken will never again just be a chicken." - Dover Journal


"Chez Panisse meets Medieval Times. On Acid." - Black Valley Post


"A complete farce...(with) ridiculous arrogance permeating from all levels of the establishment. The fact that the food was outstanding does not make the insult worth it." - Salt Lake Intelligencer


Tickets are available, in advance, from Brown Paper Tickets and include five courses and include a wine flight.


The Modern American Chicken at Café Nordo

Produced by Ripple Productions, Pod Productions, and Theo Chocolate

October 15 – November 21 (No Seating October 31)

Thursday – Saturday

Arrive at 7:00 PM, first course served at 7:30

$85 includes five courses with a flight of wine

21+

Tickets available at www.brownpapertickets.com

For more information www.cafenordo.com

Or email ChefNordo@gmail.com

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Microkitchen #2


A Guest Author is introduced for this blog. A guest from last night's Microkitchen. Welcome- Peachy.

(Conner note: One major change occurred in the menu. We redid the soup and created a liver dumpling akin to a grandmother's recipe. The dumpling will arrive dry, in a bowl, and the broth will sprinkle down from above like rain.)

Last night at Chez Erin.

There is a profound difference between a dinner party and fine dining. So, why am I experiencing the tingle of luxurious anticipation I associate with a 3 for 30 at Carmelita? Simple; Nordo is on the move.

Though it may come as a surprise to some, I once aspired to wear the white hat and apron. Upon graduating, I took a summer internship in San Francisco at Greens Restaurant under Nordo Lefeski. I quickly discovered my career passions lay outside the restaurant industry. Nevertheless, Chef Nordo's whimsical (at times demonic!) food philosophy and deft hand with the amuse bouche made a lasting impression on my senses. When he confided his plan to leave the industry for a “more ferocious” approach to dining I insisted he contact me, should he find himself in the Northwest.

Imagine my surprise to receive a facebook message from Nordo, just last Thursday, inviting me to be the guest for a dinner party he was throwing. “I'm forcing the kind people who live at 421 Harrison to let me dirty all of their dishes, and spread my word to a handful of interested parties”.

My interest lies in Nordo's latest plot: The Modern American Chicken. I can picture your reaction. Chicken? Nordo has done extensive work in regional cuisine, his recipes surrounding the “ghost chili” are testament. But Chicken? It's so...everywhere. However, since I was clearly in the presence of food genius (not to mention the intimidating bottles of wine resting nonchalantly on the windowsill of the Capitol Hill apartment) I did as Nordo always says. I went with it.

Highlights included the appearance of that famous chili in a Ranier cherry reduction, whispering arrival of “Henrietta”.When the dessert was brought out, two women at the other end of the table began laughing uncontrollably. That's something unique to dining in a person's home, a feeling that was enhanced by Nordo's decision to hang a white sheet between the kitchen area of the cozy one bedroom and the dinner table. “You must experience the intended presentation. Do feel free to ask questions.”

Though there was a master chef behind a curtain, most of our questions were answered by a laconic young man in a pastel purple shirt, who drank but did not eat, and poured the wine. Nordo is opening a limited run restaurant in October. Judge the meal, and spread the word.

From the first course to the fifth it be came abundantly clear that this was not so much a meal as a story. A poem about a chicken – that would soon be edited to perfection.

By the end of the evening my dinner companions had agreed – the only flaw was found in the third course - the soup was to be as light and fluffy as a baby chick caught in a rainstorm. Apparently fluffy canceled her reservation. I blame the worms! our chef howled from the kitchenette. The man in purple rolled his eyes mouthing the refrain of the evening.

“Just go with it.”